Shut down by Stripe, can only take crypto

Dudes be like “I just accepted a $15K/month closing role!!” - Offer is brand new - Organic audience consisting of only broke kids - Business owner that has never seen $15k in his bank account - What is a CRM? - Hired without an interview - Churned more sales reps than months in business - Shut down by Stripe, can only take crypto - Is being growth-operated by a broccoli head - Has to use their own iPhone for work - Will be paid no sooner than one week late every time - “Uncapped commissions”